Dan Needles
Author and playwright Dan Needles is a recipient of the Leacock Medal for Humour and the Order of Canada. He lives on a small farm in Nottawa.
Keeping the Mind Free of Reptiles
Sep 16, 2019Science now agrees that changing your mind actually improves brain health.
Retirement Advice for the Self-employed Landowner
Jun 20, 2019Age 65 came and went without a gold watch or a cake, or any of those earnest speeches assuring me how much I would be missed.
Champlain Slept Here
Mar 19, 2019There was something totally manic about Champlain. He crossed the Atlantic some 27 times without losing a shipmate.
Finding Traction on the Backroads
Nov 20, 2018You made up your mind between one or the other when you turned 16 and you drove that make for the rest of your life. If you drove a Toyota into town, as I did, you would be watched …
The View from the Top
Sep 18, 2018People seldom bother you when you are up 20 feet painting an eavestrough, just as they don’t come near you when you are beekeeping or forking steamy piles of manure.
Varmints at the Gate
Jun 19, 2018Coyotes are like hotel burglars. They won’t force a lock, but if a door is left open, they will slip in and strip the place to the walls.
Retreating from the Retreat
Mar 26, 2018For most of the century before I arrived, this old house hosted a parade of smoker-drinker-carnivores who poured Paris green arsenic on their potato plants and thought cleansing of any kind was weakening.
The Case for Civility
Nov 22, 2017That made me think – grumpy old middle-class white guys who live in the country?
Signs the Bubble May Burst
Sep 16, 2017“Painted barns are a symptom of an overheated economy, just like the whiz kids driving around downtown Toronto in a BMW with two payments made on it.”
Science Projects
Jun 21, 2017If you’ve ever wondered why they have height, width and weight restrictions on science projects at your school, it’s because of cousin Eddie’s corn dryer.
Grounding Exercises
Mar 20, 2017I discovered at an early age that people who work outside with their hands tend to be more grounded than the rest of the population.
Dr. Purvis’s 12 Steps to Getting Horse-Free
Nov 22, 2016“Nothing lives longer than a horse with a health problem!” says the vet as he purrs out the lane in his limited edition Land Rover.
Hard Work for Hard Water
Sep 16, 2016Will it last through the family reunion this weekend? Should I have it tested? How do I explain delicately to the guests that long showers are not an option?
Snow Before Morning
Nov 25, 2015All Lorne had to do was sit in a rocking chair with a Bible on his lap as scenes from his life unfolded around him.
A Writer’s Retreat
Nov 25, 2015There was a lot of crumpled paper on the floor, the theme music would falter, and you could see this was all pretty difficult for him.
The Postman
Sep 11, 2015I shared a party line with Kenny for 20 years. It was a forerunner to the Internet chat room and I found it essential for staying abreast of current affairs.